An Observation on Personal Hygiene

Here is an observation made on my penultimate day of work in Rochester, a la Ambrose Bierce:

America is a country where people want to make offices paperless, so that they may use all the paper they saved in their toilets, during their micturition and other routines.

Much associated humour, including many noteworthy observations, from Maami.

Lakshmi: Thanks for correcting the spelling of “micturation”